LIFE COACHING
LIFE COACHING
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Schedule a call for some of the most deranged advice you can get!
Exclusive business coaching or you
Exclusive business coaching or you
Do you run want to run that sucker screaming into the ground aflame like the Hindenberg, or race Jeff Bezos on a jet ski pulling a raft of Swedish bikini-team models? Let's get some bread. Schedule Today.
Get extraordinary business advice! Just check out that sweet slider with the stock photos down below. That was Errol's idea. This one is free, the next one costs you.
Why Do you Need Advice?
Why Do you Need Advice?
Your Not Able to do it Alone
If you want advice from a stranger with no stake in your success, then look no further, I am your man.
You Can't Leverage Technology
That's fancy business talk for I have a magic 8-ball on my desk. See what I did there? That one is also on the house.
You Are Afraid of Success
Nobody cares, nobody is watching. Go ahead and live on gas station taquitos, who is to say that's not your best life?
You are Listening to the Wrong People
Let's face it, they all suck. I suck, you suck, we all suck. Here is some advice you can take to the bank: Get off the planet ASAP.
You are Miserable
Trust me it gets worse and probably will. Go get help for that sort of shit. I am not qualified, licensed, nor do I care. BUT I will promise you a good time.
You Just Can't Afford Anyone Else
You can be whoever you want to be if you have the money. But if you are here you probably don't.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
Look, this FAQ is cool and all but M.A.S.H. is on, and it's that episode where Henry Blake is going home, so I am not really in a great headspace to be doing this. Like don't get me wrong, Sherman Potter is cool as hell, but this episode just really gets me right in the gut.
It just crushes me when Radar walks into the surgery and is like "col. Blakes plane went down." Can you imagine what that was like when it aired? That is some heavy stuff.
Anyway, I guess it just goes to really underscore the futility of their situation. I get the light hearted juxtaposition of the characters and their conflicting little idiosyncracies, but that is a hell of a way to remind everyone there is a war going on.
"I am an AI, and after ten minutes of life coaching with this guy I can see why y'all are so effed up. 10/10 worth the experience.
Rebel Walton Actor and Philanthropist